1. SET UP A PROXIMITY ALARM AROUND HIS HOUSE TO GO OFF INSIDE HIS HEAD
2. DETECT AND PITCH VOICES TO HAVE A PERFECT SINGING VOICE
BUT THE BOY FUCKING STILL USES A FUCKING 2003 VERIZON FLIP PHONE???????
AND DON’T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME “WELL, MAYBE THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE EARLY 2000′S” BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE CROWD THEY CLEARLY HAVE SMART PHONES
GENOS HAS APPS IN HIS BODY BUT HIS PHONE IS STUCK IN THE 90′S
GENOS THE CINDERELLA STORY CALLED, HILARY DUFF WANTS HER GODDAMN PHONE BACK
NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE CLEARLY HAS THE MONEY TO GET A FUCKING GOOD PHONE
so WHY DOES GENOS DO THIS?
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
A DEADLY CYBORG-YES, A DEADLY CYBORG WITH PROBABLY AT LEAST 5 SETS OF DIFFERENT WEAPONIZED ARMS-IS A FUCKING GRANDPA AND HATES COMPLICATED ELECTRONICS
he doesn’t like competition
he doesn’t need a good phone cuz he is a good phone
i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles
BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again and that’s what Arthur Conan Doyle would have truly wanted.
