MINECRAFTS BACK
minecraft login servers are down so i cant play minecraft boooooo
Here is my official plan to change the world as we know it:
spiritualwarriorofdestruction:
• I become a paramedic.
• If I encounter patients who cannot be saved, just as they’re about to die, I’ll look them dead (haha) in the eyes and slap ‘em real hard.
• If ghosts are real, this will cause dozens of them to be personally upset with me. I mean, at the very least, they’ll want answers. I’ll be the most haunted person ever.
• This means I’ll have dozens of opportunities to record paranormal phenomenon.
• I’ll get my own show on the Travel Channel called GHOST SLAPPER, through which I’ll eventually get irrefutable scientific evidence that ghosts exist, making me the wealthiest and most respected paranormal researcher of all time.
• On my death bed, one of my interns will slap me real hard, to make sure I come back all pissed off and confused.
• I will be the first ghost to host a ghost hunting show (which is mega cool, come on, admit it).
• Eventually, the secret goes global, and everyone starts slapping their loved ones real hard as they die, because they believe it’s the best way for their spirit to remain here on Earth with them.
• After enough time, death slaps become commonplace. People have DNS (do not slap) instructions in their wills instead of or along with DNR (do not resuscitate) ones.
• HOWEVER, because everyone expects the death slaps, they no longer have the desired effect. Getting slapped is just a natural part of dying, now, but it accomplishes nothing.
• Like with all cultural junk, the origin eventually slips away, and the knowledge of WHY we slap the dying is esoteric at best.
• I, however, remember, and haunt hospitals for centuries, laughing because everybody’s gettin’ slapped.
• Thank you for your time.What the fuck man
Excuse me, do you have a better idea?
All they said was they would change the world, they never said the change would actually benefit anyone.
petition to ban “slideshow” as an article format on the internet
meditations on (vriska)
i’ve been rereading the infamous vriska & (vriska) dialoglogs for a fanfic lately and i’m starting to think that i’ve been interpreting the scene wrong.
(vriska) is obviously a better-adapted person than vriska is, given that she seems to have a healthier method for coping with her trauma – in that she’s at least willing to acknowledge that she is traumatized, and that she wasn’t really happy while she was alive. but she’s also demonstrably codependent, and pretty much falls apart when meenah leaves. (vriska) isn’t the picture of what an improved vriska could be; she’s vriska stripped of purpose. (vriska) wanders the afterlife meaninglessly, searching anything that provides a cheap source of entertainment, because that which gave her purpose during life – i.e., the impetus to “do good,” regardless of whether or not she was actually doing good in trying – she sees as impossible. she seems pretty fucking depressed.
we don’t exactly get a clear rationale for why vriska hates (vriska) so much, despite the pages she spends insulting her. the gist of it seems to be that vriska is venting her issues with her own past decisions on (vriska), not necessarily objecting to the person that (vriska) has become. she’s angry that her ghost gave up on saving the world, which has always been vriska’s goal. in her mind, it seems to have taken on a redemptive role: vriska saves the universe, and redeems herself for the wrongs she’s inflicted on her friends. that (vriska) has given up (not without trying, mind – vriska doesn’t actually know that (vriska) has already tried and failed to do some good in the dream bubbles, which resulted in the others leaving her, permanently) disgusts vriska, because she sees it as a corruption of her own purpose. (vriska), in vriska’s mind, is prime evidence that she is not, at heart, a good person, and that the instant the external factors driving her to do good are removed, she will revert to a selfish mindset.
this explains in particular why she’s so vitriolic about criticizing her alternate self: she wants to make clear how disgusted she is by that, to demonstrate, even just to herself, that she would never follow that path. appealing to meenah – who probably suffers from the exact same issues, actually, with regards to damara and the Tumor – is her last-ditch ploy to prove herself superior. vriska has always performed best in front of an audience. i don’t think that she would have been nearly as cruel to (vriska) if meenah weren’t watching; vriska, consciously or unconsciously, adapts to suit those she wants to impress.
EXPLAIN WHO IS TOGEPI1125
TOGEPI1125 IS
well
he’s sort of an infamous (well, as far as anyone knows he’s an okay guy? maybe??? no one seems to have ever actually talked to him???) big name furry
who is notorious for one thing
he is, singlehandedly, the source of almost every single piece of Falco x Fox macro art out there (and we’re talking literally hundreds of pieces. maybe even a thousand.)
he’s reclusive, has extremely specific tastes in kink, and commissions so much art (and not just still pieces, we’re talking like several minute long animated porn shorts)
we’re talking like “this guy could buy several houses with the amount of money he spends on commissioned furry porn of his very specific kink”
theres one other thing we know about him- the reason he can afford all this? is because he’s apparently one of the top heart surgeons in the country
My phone just restarted itself for no reason?????
