peter and remus bring soda cans onto the train in third year after realizing how Not Aware of muggle stuff sirius and james are and convince them to shake up their cans before opening them because “no no you have to otherwise the flavors don’t mix”
remus and peter bring those cheap ass finger traps in fourth year and james and sirius have to be sent to pomfrey to get them taken off
peter and remus pranking the fuck out of sirius and james with dumb muggle shit all the time forever
Finally some Marauders headcanons that don’t make me want to claw my eyes out.
concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.
Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…
There’s probably some monster equivalent of a climate scientist that’s been pushing for ethically sourced scream from secretly monster-run amusement parks, haunted houses and spooky holiday festivals for decades, only to be constantly rebuffed and painted as an alarmist nut.
Scientists Politely Remind Monster World That Ethical Screams Ready To Go Whenever
And not only that, but for all the people that laugh during all those experiences, they’ve probably known for years that laughs far outpower screams.
