tbh i know in my heart that a homestuck movie would be a fucking disaster but if there were one i would not be able to die peacefully unless it opened with rose’s opening quote for her game walkthrough
just imagine this text being read by rose as it appears on a stark black screen with absolutely no sound
“Since you are reading this, chances are you have installed this game on your computer already. If this is true, like many others, you have just participated in the bringing about the end of the world.
But don’t beat yourself up about it. There was never anything you could have done to prevent it.” – Rose Lalonde
the second movie starts with a karkat monologue and the third with one by caliborn
Oooh my god
Caliborn has to be his last line
“And if you remember just one thing, from so many great things said by me, remember this. I wanted to play a game.”
the second movie trailer opens with the viewer being screamed at ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN
Melee players have to cheat at their own game for people to take their game seriously. They disguise the bugs they exploit as “advanced tech” to trick people in to taking them seriously, but in reality they’re just glitching out a broken party game.
wasn’t there a tournament a few weeks ago where someone needed a controller with a specific defect that’s found in 1-in-50 gamecube controllers and is required to do a certain technique, didn’t find any such controllers in the tournament’s supplies and left because he couldn’t play competitively without it
it’s specifically a problem w/ the return mechanism on the left analog, resulting in it plinking right after releasing it from the left or vice versa
