my dearest wish for the adventure zone’s future is that garfield the deals wizard is an unexplained constant in every campaign. i just want the implication that he is a universe spanning entity of unfathomable power whose only interest is making great deals. a cthulu capitalist, if you will


i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.

this is it.

the best sound in the world is my dog trying to bark with his mouth full of tennis ball

do you want to save your photoshop colour swatches as a .pal file? photoshop makes this incredibly simple and easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. go to preset manager -> swatches -> select the colours you want -> save. this will make a .aco file

2. create a new photoshop doc. go image -> mode -> indexed colour

3. in the thing that pops up, go palette -> custom -> load

4. change the file type it’s searching for to .aco, then load the .aco file u just made

5. save -> make sure it saves it as a .pal. it’s that easy!!!!





Aw, how’s this for some good old nostalgia?




No way.


I guess nobody remembered that I was on FictionPress, too.

So, hi. I’m the girl you all knew as Tara. My account really was hacked (twice!), once in 2006 and again in 2009. As of 2017, Support still doesn’t answer my requests to regain it, although I can’t say I blame them. They’re probably scared I’ll flood their site with poorly written sex scenes again.

I’m lucky the hackers never migrated to this account, considering it had the exact same login credentials. (They’ve since been changed, don’t worry.)

I’ll let the account’s creation date speak as to whether it’s legitimate or not.

Thank you all so, so much for keeping My Immortal alive over the years. You fill my heart with so much love. (Preppy moment, oops.)

That’s about all I have to say for now.

Because I’ve received several messages asking this, and predict I may receive more, I’ll answer it here. No, I am not Lani Sarem. Really bad fiction simply tends to read the same. No, I’m not on Facebook. Or Deviantart. Or MySpace. Or Youtube. (Etc.) I am on Tumblr. But I use my real name there, and it’s not Tara.

She’s okay!


This Year Cannot Be Real Holy Shit

What if god was one of us…


The fact she admitted to having a tumblr but didn’t want to give it out creates the concept of: one of us, if not many of us, could be mutuals with the author of My Immortal