My mom: I’d be more okay with it if his name wasn’t ‘Doomguy’
Me: he’s a good guy though! He fights demons and even voluntarily stayed in Hell to make sure demons will never invade earth again.
My mom: Isn’t doomguy a demon though?
Me: Nah, he’s a human space marine and he hates demons.
My mom: oh.
Me: so can I put him in the nativity scene?
My mom: No.