hotcommunist:

otahkoapisiakii:

toloveviceforitself:

otahkoapisiakii:

hotcommunist:

Relatable lesbian mood of the day: making tiny little flick knives for the crows to utilise, showing the crows my powerpoint of which politicians to kill, making little jumpers (for the crows), showing the crows how to mask up, being lesbian married (by the crow pope)

I was with you until that last part. The implication that crows are Catholic is offensive 

Crows don’t worship any god they can’t eat the corpse of, but if they find an *awesome hat* on top of some guy in Italy they’re gonna wear it and perform blasphemous religious services. That’s just nature.

Oh shit, you right

A huge part of catholicism is consuming the flesh and blood of christ. Now, crows don’t care for the other shit, but they can get in on tacky shiny religious paraphernalia and eating flesh, hence crow catholicism.