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Today’s aesthetic: giant monsters in fantasy media who act like mindless howling beasts but somehow have the presence of mind to wear clothing on their lower halves so as to prevent the audience from seeing their giant monster dongs.

I’m not saying I would definitely read a story about the intrepid cosmic hero whose grand, divine, and righteous quest is to accost giant monsters and put pants on them, but I might.

Especially if the assorted monster bits are still somehow coyly kept out of view at all times by increasingly conspicuous convenient scenery and framing, Austin Powers style.

Concept: a D&D campaign whose ultimate goal is to put pants on the tarrasque.