There’s a high school robotics contest called FIRST Robotics where thousands of student teams compete to build and program huge robots to compete in robots sports. Each team (in addition to, y’know, building the actual robot) has to pick a name and develop their marketing brand. This is undoubtedly the most difficult part of the entire competition and I am here to help.
Thanks to Kendra from the Aluminum Narwhals (which is an awesome team name in itself), I had a list of 6,197 names of teams that have competed in the past. I fed this list to a recurrent neural network, which is a type of machine learning algorithm that learns to imitate the examples it sees. I’ve used programs like this to generate new names for guinea pigs, halloween costumes, and pies, so I had no doubt it could deliver a few suggestions to help out future generations of robotics teams.
First, the names that I was actually surprised didn’t exist. I think nobody would bat an eye at these.
Atominators Golderbots ROBSTERS The Attac Kings Rust School DangerBots RoboTippers Wormbots
This next category, though… Eyes might be batted. There might even be a slow blink of confusion. Take advantage of that confusion and CRUSH your enemies.
Panthering Roobodas Bobilian Engineeriators Bagbotics MERM! Power Scare School Eye Knights Meghanic Panthill Green Obscurum Jacket Devils Robo Bots The Junky Doltimes Voltum Beaminators Electric Sunphonge Robot Robotics of the Robotics Combotical Spiderbot Dragon
With a name from this third category, you will strike true fear in the hearts of your adversaries. For who but the most competent, most valiant team would be bold enough to name themselves “CHARD”?
Eagle Slurg Scone Ham & Panthers Thumper Birds Linda Cows Team Squotz The Wolvesdog Planking CHARD Nutcornets Robot Horse Blue Robotics Splord HALAFSS SQLASH Code No Bots
And then, just to see what would happen, I trained a neural network on years worth of Night Vale transcripts and then trained it ever so slightly on the list of robotics transcripts. It shouldn’t have worked. I have no idea how it worked. I think joining these teams is compulsory.
Exists BOOP I am projects The Glow Wingers Station Flynn’s Bears THREAT The Faceless Secretly Robotics Does Bears Team NOT Robotics Some Blinkin Robotics WALKS THE MEATS
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