Month: August 2018

grifalinas:

grifalinas:

grifalinas:

A concept: An adventuring party made entirely of people of one race disguised as people of another. The disguises are really bad, like the “dwarf” is just a halfling with a fake beard, the “orc” is an elf with body paint and novelty teeth, and the dragonborn is just three goblins in a trenchcoat- but none of them have any experience with any of the races in question and are trying not to draw attention to their own disguises, so all of them are fully prepared to accept any oddity on the part of their party members.

The halfling, having just been caught taking off their beard in private so they can breathe: ….this is normal for dwarves
The goblins, who were looking for somewhere private that they can crawl out of the trenchcoat: Acceptable, have a nice day

Halfling: Friend orc, I don’t mean to alarm you, but the green appears to be coming off of your skin. Onto my hand.
Elf: I. Have a skin condition.
Halfling, discreetly adjusting their beard: Acceptable, have a nice day

moonlandingwasfaked:

tilthat:

TIL The South Pole experiences a 6-month period of darkness, during which scientists at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station have a tradition of watching The Thing, a movie about a humanoid alien who attacks an Arctic research outpost.

via reddit.com

that’s the last time and place i wanna be watching the thing

mud-foot:

monster factory is actually something i unironically encourage you to watch if you want to make really unique characters. i think a lot of people still get hung up on trying to make cute or aesthetically pleasing characters and mosnter factory is really good way at whacking you on the head with hideous bad to see characters that everybody absolutely adores and i think it gives you more confidence to get really crazy with your designs