darkgrey-stripes:

howidissapeared:

youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

• your boobs don’t get in the way
• no period
• your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
• no childbirth
• penises are fun
• shirts always fit over your chest 
• you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
• you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

• can use your bra as an extra pocket

• which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

w o w

ouch.