nonbinaryharuhi:

roboticdreams:

imagine a robot trying to flirt with a human but it wasn’t sure how to go about it so it researched human pickup lines and uses the most lame and awful ones of them all mixed in with really terrible mechanical puns

hey babe u really LIGHT UP my life get it cuz i have glowing eyes hahahah ah please date me youre so pretty (via roboticdreams)