itssexualhour:

one time i was hooking up with this guy and he had his hands up my shirt and he was like “ooh you’re not wearing a bra eh?” like trying to be all sexy but then he was like “you don’t really need one because you’re really flat” and i was like “why do you think that is?” and he was like “i dunno” and it was really funny when i took off my pants and he found out that i’m a dude.