zoerussle:

swedishjazz:

swedishjazz:

There’s a spider hanging out on our kitchen window, so I put out a piece of tomato underneath its web for those anoying little fuck flies. So whenever I walk nearby it I bang the windowsill so the idiot bastards scatter, and at least one catches in the web every time. I *swear* this spider has gotten bigger since this morning.

I overfed the fucking thing, it probably doesn’t know what the hell is going on, it hit the goddamn spider jackpot, cornucopia.jpg

I also got to witness it wrapping prey up in web, trying to eat two flies at once, and cleaning its net of dessicated husks. The windowsill is just littered with tiny balled-up fly corpses that the spider chucked away. Orderly and industrious

update: the spider didn’t even bother setting up its net today and hasn’t moved since yesterday. I overfed it so hard that it’s taking time off being a spider.

@curlicuecal I think you’d like this