Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

cmdrskye:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

• soothe your boobs
• de-stress your breasts
• undo the calamity that is your mammaries
• adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

• give that chest a rest
• hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

skye-kru