meet-weird aus

punkparatroopers:

• “we catch the same bus home and i always fall asleep, but you always wake me up at my stop” 
• “you come into my 24hr diner at the oddest times bc of your weird job but you keep forgetting that we talk because youre always sleep deprived”
• “my neighbour keeps ordering weird shit but they dont want to face the mailperson’s judgement so they keep using my address instead”
• “i run the night slot on campus radio and some jackass keeps calling in to insult my music taste and request high school musical songs instead”
• “escaped to the laundry room to avoid hearing my room-mates having extremely loud sex only to find you’re here doing the same thing”
• “sorry i knocked you out in that bar fight last night, but i brought you to the hospital and stuck around ‘til you woke up to apologize”
• “you were trash talking my favourite character in the cinemas and obviously i need to show you the light, even if i have to buy you a burger to get you to listen”
• “our mutual friend dropped out of this trip at the last minute, so hi i guess we’re spending the next two weeks together”
• “you forgot to remove your snarky sticky note comments in this textbook and since i got kicked out of the library for laughing too loudly, im going to reply to each and every one”
• “i lost my asshole friends in this club and im kinda drunk and youre kinda gorgeous, please help me”
• “since there’s only one can of energy drink left in the store, which we both need to survive the disgustingly boring lecture we just discovered we both have, how about we share it”