lokiisburdenedwithagloriousdick:
@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON
WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????
??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles)
What the fuck is happening
what the fuck australia
NANDOS STOLE IT TO PROMOTE THEIR MANGO AND LIME DRESSING. I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY THOUGHT OF IT THOUGH, LIKE IMAGINE SITTING IN A CORPORATE MEETING AND SOMEONES JUST LIKE ‘HEY, I KNOW, WHY DON’T WE STEAL A FUCKING 10 METRE TALL MANGO MONUMENT”. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK NANDOS.
the epic adventures of the thirty foot tall australian mango continue