At least now we don’t have to worry about gay boat people using fast Internet to learn at a well funded school.
How to deal with the Australian Election results
i come from a land down under
can you hear that thunder
thats satan rising from hades to run the country
If I didn’t vote liberal and you didn’t vote liberal, then what the fuck?
2013 Australian Elections
Tony Abbott: What the housewives of australia need to understand – as they do the ironing – is that if they get it done commercially, it’s going to go up in price
Tony Abbott: I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons
Tony Abbott: Jesus didn’t say yes to everyone, jesus knew there was a place for everything and it’s not necessarily everyone’s (asylum seekers and refugees) place to come to Australia
Tony Abbott: Same sex marriage? i’m not someone who wants to see radical change based on the fashion of the moment
Tony Abbott: I won’t be rushing out to get my daughters vaccinated against cervical cancer
Tony Abbott: If we’re honest, most of us would accept that a bad boss is a little bit like a bad father or a bad husband: not withstanding his or her faults you’ll find that he tends to do more good than harm. He might be a bad boss, but at least he’s employing someone while he is in fact a boss
Tony Abbott: Abortion is the easy way out. It’s hardly surprising that people should choose the most convenient exist from awkward situations
Tony Abbott: There may not be a great job for indigenous people, but whatever it is they just have to do it – and if it’s picking up rubbish around the community, it just has to be done
Australians: Let’s make him prime minister
tony how abbot no
Well, there we have it. Our new PM is Tony Abbott. Barring some sort of robo-dinosaur takeover by Clive Palmer, it’s going to be like that for the next three years.
Tempting as it may be to just chuck it all in because you and everyone you know is fucked out the arse because of this, it’s only going to be three years.
Three years may seem like a long time, but in terms of political careers, it’s a flash. Public opinion is fickle and will immediately sway against Abbott. Maybe not tonight, maybe not next week, but in the coming months it will.
His opinon polls will slip further and further into chaos as more and more disasters pile up. He’s not a charismatic man, he can barely make a statement without needing a press conference explaining that he fucked up and his policies will slowly but surely make people realise that they’re getting screwed over.
It will happen. Have no doubts about this. And all you need to do after this is keep doing what you’ve all been doing tonight. Write, paint, sing, film, protest, legislate, do whatever you can to go against what is happening.
I think that if you love this country, you won’t flock to NZ or anything like that. That’d just leave this great nation to fester in it’s own mistakes. Stay here and make sure that things like this don’t happen again.
Chris is on point.
As much as I joke about moving back to NZ, no way am I going to. Anyone who voted for Abbott deserves this, and they’ll soon realise their mistakes. We can get through this, of course we can.
And if anything at all, at least we’ll get some fucking great satire from this.
Stay strong, Australia. We can do this thing.
But don’t worry guys Tony Abbott likes women, he has daughters, he married one. He married a human woman. What a feminist icon. Such a good man. Proud he is leading our country. Such feminism. Yes.
LADIES are you ready to travel back in time this weekend?? w/ abbott running the country we’ll be able to see just how exciting time travel is when we go back to the 50s!!