tumblr needs to talk more about black australia tbh
where:
Alan Jones Says Australia “Needs More Stolen Generations”
The stolen generation is still fucking happening and no one pays attention to it
Transport NSW has denied requests to stop work on a transport project despite the discovery of huge amounts of Indigenous artefacts
Australian crime writer describes ‘Typical Aboriginal’ a A Violent, Thieving, Rapist, Murderer
Teenagers and kids are committing suicide in remote towns
An indigenous refugee camp was forefully removed in WA because it was an “eyesore”
The Darwin Correctional Centre is quite literally cutting off and targeting Aboriginal people
There’s just a general over-representation of Indigenous youth in prisons
There are indigenous peoples literally starving to death
Perth police officers are terrorising the homeless indigenous people (sign the petition)
The Tasmanian Aboriginal Centre has never had authority to speak for all Tasmanian Aborigines
Some other general statistics:
- In 2008-2012, the infant mortality rates for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children was almost double that for non-Indigenous children (6.2 infant deaths per 1,000 live births, compared with 3.7 per 1,000 live births)
- Non-Indigenous girls born in 2010-2012 in Australia can expect to live a decade longer than Indigenous girls born the same year (84.3 years and 73.7 years respectively)
- The gap for men is even larger, with a 69.1 year life expectancy for Indigenous men and 79.9 years for non-Indigenous men
- The potentially preventable death rate for Indigenous children was more than 3 times that of non-Indigenous children between 2008–2012
- Death rates for Indigenous Australians in some age groups were 5 or more times higher than for non-Indigenous Australians between 2009-2013 in South Australia, Western Australia and the Northern Territory
- The maternal death rate for Indigenous women was almost 3 times the rate for non-Indigenous women who gave birth between 2006-2010
- Indigenous suicide has increased from 5% of total Australian suicide in 1991, to 50% in 2010, despite making up only 3% of the total Australian population. The most drastic increase occurred among young people 10-24 years old, where Indigenous youth suicide rose from 10% in 1991 to 80% in 2010.
- Indigenous adults were 3 times more likely to experience high/very high levels of psychological distress in 2012-13 compared with non-Indigenous adults
- In 2010 it was estimated that up to 40% of Indigenous youth aged 13–17 will experience some form of mental illness
- The proportion of Indigenous 20–24 year olds completing year 12 or equivalent was 59 per cent in 2012-13 compared with 86 – 88 per cent for non-Indigenous Australians
- In 2013, 7.3 per cent of the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander potential year 12 population achieved an ATAR of 50.00 or above, compared with 44.3 per cent non-Indigenous young people
- The unemployment rate for Indigenous Australians was around five times the rate for non-Indigenous Australians in 2012
- In 2011 19.3% of Indigenous people were living below the poverty line, compared with 12.4% of other Australians
all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs
is this bird dubstep
some genuine australian memes
- “howard DJs like a mad cunt”
- “you look so hot today, rhonda… like a sunrise” – the episode chronicles of rhonda and ketut
- “there will be no carbon tax under my australian government”
- the lizard overlord
- tony abbot won’t stop eating raw onions
- tony abbot won’t stop wearing speedos
- tony abbot in general really
- that time julia gillard took tony abbot DOWN OH SHIT
- “daddy turnbull”
- that kid that got bitten by a shark and then cycled home to eat weetbix
- that time in the 1920s a guy got killed, his arm was thrown in the ocean, a shark at the arm, a bigger shark ate the shark, then the bigger shark was caught for an aquarium and threw up the arm, resulting in a murder case that ended in a 5-hour high-speed boat chase around sydney harbour
ok but what about the Libra ad and “NOT HAPPY JAN”?!
people from australian capital cities
sydney: loves either the beach or the opera house or both; probably a hipster; thinks sydney should have been the capital of australia
brisbane: lives at queen street mall; will fight anyone 2 uphold the honour of brisbane; will fight anyone in general
melbourne: “hi i’m from melb”; emo; thinks melbourne is hot in the summer
darwin: literally has to deal with crocodiles and 40°+ heat; in touch with nature or some shit
perth: likes rocks and politics (?); i’m still not entirely convinced western australia exists actually
adelaide: needs to shut up about adelaide being “australia’s shopping hub” or whatever shit fuck; probably wears scarves all year round; definitely a hipster
hobart: full of suffering; either loves or hates apples there is no inbetween; bitter
canberra: knows either too much or absolutely nothing about politics; definitely at least a bit pretentious; acts like they live in the art museum or some shit; never actually been to questacon
It bothers me how the currency in sci fi is always “credits”; if I wrote a sci fi story, the universal currency would be Australian dollars, even if it’s set in space, with no Australian people, or any indication that this universe ever had a place called Australia in it.
The 40 most Onion-like Australian politics headlines of 2015
The 40 most Onion-like Australian politics headlines of 2015
Some choice headlines from all of these gems:
Leaked talking points tell ministers to say ‘our cabinet is functioning exceptionally well’
LNP to host International Women’s Day function at club that only allows men
Australian minister: ‘Gay marriage could damage our cattle exports’
Clive Palmer’s dinosaur Jeff destroyed by fire at Palmer Coolum Resort
Australian high school creative writing be like
It was a hot and sweaty day. The sun blared across the oval as a cool bead of sweat rolled down Matt’s face. He could hear the yelling of Tim, James, Tom, Tim, and Jim in the background. Matt was in the zone and ready to take down Ben once and for all.