byakuya togami returns in dangan ronpa 3 as US President barackuya obami
I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness.
So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started:
Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.
danganronpa is now an overdramatization of a fourth grade paint fight in the art room.
how come people only make jokes about mondo oowada’s hair when you could make jokes about his shoes like seriously
you’re not gonna kick much ass while you’re wearing fuckign grandma shoes you piece of shit
shoe game weak
no but do you guys even get how funny gundam tanaka’s name is
it’s like the japanese equivalent of being called ‘megatron jones’
dangan ronpa is hilarious because there’s a legitimate serial killer in the group who doesn’t kill anyone and just watches everyone else get killed over dumb shit
talentswap au where hagakures a gambler and lies about his name but chooses a really shitty name like. salsa. and everyones just what. and hes like you heard me