darrenswenis:

[ just then harry literally surfs into the room on a heart shaped guitar being held up by enchanted rose petals ]

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[ harry then surfs onto the bed, flips the guitar into the air, he sings…]

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GINNY GINNY GINNY GINNY GINNY YOU’RE COOL YOU’RE MY GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU’RE HOTTER THAN ALL THE OTHER GIRLFRIENDS THAT EVER WERE IN THE WORLD

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*wink*

theraggedyhipster:

every time I see a HP fan in public carrying a wand around, I want to run up to them and be like “SWEET MERLIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WALKING AROUND WITH THAT OUT YOU’LL EXPOSE US ALL!” and go to take the wand and the second I touch it I’ll slowly release them and go “oh, it… it’s not a real wand, haha, yes, of course it isn’t real at all.”

and just back away slowly into the shadows

clairedunphy:

remember that time when sirius accidentally called harry james when they were fighting the death eaters and then he died and i ate all my limbs then set myself on fire