DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNPLiNGPLINgplIGNPLIINGGG
underneath these stairs I hear the snares and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and.my.aunt. plINGPLINGplING cant believe how cruel they aarrrre and it STINGS my lighnting scarrrrrr to know they’l nEvver ever give me what I wha-ant
I know I don’t deserve these awful ruuules made by the dursleys here on Pri-i-IvAte DRiv-ihih-veeuh
cant take thsees stupid muggles
but despite all of ma struggles
I’m still AliIIIiiiiiiiiiiVEeeeeeeeIMSICKOFSUMEMRNADTHISWAITINGAROUNDDUNDUNMANITSSPETEMBERANDIMSKIPPINGTHISTOWNDUNDUNHEYITSNOMYSTERITHERSENOTHINGHEREFORME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOUUUUU-OL
GOTTA GET MASELF TO HOGWARTS
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS IM COOOOUYHUHUOULLL
i-am-a-disney-slytherin-timelord:
shout out to people who write answers in the text books
Those fuckers are the best
A Very Potter Senior Year; aka let us rEPEATEDLY PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MAKING YOU PEE YOURSELF WITH LAUGHTER
Harry Potter books: 1997 – 2007
Harry Potter movies: 2001 – 2011
Harry Potter musicals: 2009 – 2013
The Boy Who Lived: Forever
Harry Potter Books according to Draco Malfoy
- Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake
- Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter’s Broomstick
- Draco Malfoy and Hagrid’s Bloody Chicken
- Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About
- Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad
- Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet
- Draco Malfoy and the Year He Realized He Had Been a Douchebag
(whispers angrily) your hogwarts AU housing headcanon is wrong
Javert interrupts Hermione, Harry and Ron