I made Christmas cookies of all my favorite things.
I made a TARDIS
I made a devil’s trap
I made Klaine
I made the Deathly Hallows symbol
I made smut
And I made the
Merry motherfuckin’ Christmas.
i love you
People were asking me how I got this.
So I told them I fell out of a tree. Perfectly reasonable, right? Then they ask, “Why were you in a tree?”
That’s where I have explain to them I was pretending to hang myself next to a small dragon plushie in front of a crowd of people dressed as characters from an internet comic for a few laughs while I was dressed like this.
I guess that’s what being a Homestuck does to you.
i googled ‘bro strider body pillow’ for reasons that aren’t really important and
i can’t anymore there are tears coming from my eyes
happy birthday to me
in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMFG
can you imagine how amazing and mindblowing it would be to meet people who’ve lived for generations on a continent you didn’t know existed, full of food you’ve never tasted and weather you’ve never experienced, and who have languages and religions and cultures that aren’t in any way influenced by yours
that would be completely unbelievable and valuable beyond words
or, you know, you could kill them all and build colonies
