Times like this, I wish that Wash had implanted Delta in Recovery One somehow. Imagine how fun that’d be…
yeah imagine an au where wash gets delta but also imagine an au where york is the one who gets epsilon and has to deal with the reds and blues
oh my god
i found it
i want there to be team locus and team felix shirts
fuck red team and blue team
you’re either team silent and deadly
or team loud and proud
Red, Blue, or Farts. Got it.
okay i was gonna be angry at this but i didn’t realize that’s what i wrote and then i laughed til i choked so you win
imagine washington playing never have I ever with some of his freelancer friends for the first time and York’s like “Alright, let’s start this off mild: never have I ever forced the barrel of a sniper rifle down someone’s throat and pulled the trigger,” and wash looks on as Tex, Wyoming, and North all groan and take a drink
#Connie slays a round with#never have i ever been punched in the face by south dakota#everyone drinks to that except york#he wishes she would punch him in the face!!!#she always goes for the crotch!!!
BUT I’M SERIOUSLY JUST SO HAPPY WHEN NEPTUNE AND SUN WALK INTO THE CAFETERIA BECAUSE SUN IS LIKE
OH BOY MY FRIENDS, THEY’RE SO COOL, OH WHAT…a FoOd FiGhT! SWEET OH MAN LOOK AT ALL THIS NEAT TRICKS THEY ARE DOING! ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET NEPTUNE
while Neptune is like
I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
Blue team = Blue-tiful
Red team = D-red-ful
Don’t make the wrong choice, friends.
Red team = Red-ical
Blue team = Blue up own team mate