dirty blue, red or dead motherfuckers
Omega: *Points at Church* Shoot HIM, he’s the clone!
Tucker: *Aims gun at the Omega* The REAL Church would never pass up an opportunity to die!
I eagerly await the day its clear Florida and Wyoming used time travel to get away and are off being actual mercenaries somewhere. Like Locus and Felix but like 100x more over the top.
Plot twist: They were Locus and Felix’s mentors.
Plot Twist to the Plot Twist: They are Locus and Felix.
…..I am laughing so hard I hate you
Please, I’m a literary genius.
They send Felix and Locus a card once a year saying “murder is so much less fun without you, give us a call” and they’re both dressed in large hand knit jumpers with their guns over their shoulder and the smoldering wreck of their last target in the background.
Felix burns them in the most dramatic way possible.
Blue team
Sheila: ♡(。-ω-)
Tex: (((ง’ω’)و三 ง’ω’)ڡ≡ ☆⌒ﾐ((x_x)
Carolina: ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ)
Kai: (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
Washington: (눈_눈)
Tucker: ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)
Caboose: o(≧▽≦)o
Church: (҂｀ﾛ´)凸
