Ok but Agent Washington gets a cold and he’s completely miserable and his throat is on fire and swallowing is terrible and just ugh
And he’s trying to eat lunch with Maine and he can’t so he’s just bitching
and he says “You have no idea how much this hurts.”
And Maine just stares him down like
Are you fucking serious Wash
Sigma pops out
“Agent Maine says….”
He pauses. Looks at Maine.
“I’m not repeating that.”
Imagine Grif and Simmons hate-befriending each other in basic training and then finishing and worrying they’ll get posted to opposite ends of the galaxy and one day Simmons bursts in like “so I read the UNSC army handbook and if married partners request the same assignment they’ll keep us together as long as it doesn’t compromise the war effort,” so they get fake-married, except a few months later it begins to dawn on them that fake-marrying someone so you can stay with them all the time is sort of just actual marriage and now they don’t know WHAT to do
more armor kimball deserves
“The Grifs are probably white.”
“I would stop watching if Donut and Doc were together.”
“Tucker doesn’t sound black! I don’t think its canon….”
“You cant headcanon Felix as Asian without proof from canon!”
facts learned at the friday pax east roosterteeth panel
-rwby chibi premiers may 7th
-rvb season 14 premiers may 8th
-jeremy’s heist comes out may 2nd
-day 5 production is almost done
-gus has a folder with horse porn on his laptop
