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i bought these straws that are for milkand when you drink the milk it gives it strawberry flavouring and i’m going to try it with pepsi instead

ATTENTION TUMBLR

IF YOU COME UP WITH A CRAZY IDEA LIKE THIS

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

STRAWBERRY PEPSI IS FUCKING DELICIOUS

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in 1989 the australian capital territory got self government but they didn’t want it so when the time came to vote the list of people you could vote for was a metre long and included the surprise party, the no self government party, the sun ripened warm tomato party and the party! party! party!

in 1989 the australian capital territory got self government but they didn’t want it so when the time came to vote the list of people you could vote for was a metre long and included the surprise party, the no self government party, the sun ripened warm tomato party and the party! party! party!

solluxlovesdave:

imputtingyouonspeakercrab:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS I AM ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MIND

SO YOU KNOW THIS LOVELY BITCH RIGHT HERE

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HER NAME IS KANAYA MARYAM

AND YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GIRL?

SHE IS ATTRACTED TO LIGHT PLAYERS.

EXAMPLE:

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SHE HAS HAD CANON FEELINGS FOR BOTH OF THESE GIRLS.

LIGHT PLAYERS.

LIGHT.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

YOU KNOW HOW TROLLS SOMETIMES TAKE AFTER THE HABIT OF THEIR LUSII?

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HER LUSUS WAS A FUCKING *MOTH*.

oh my god

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