tumblr user egberts ive got your back
no literally
ive got your back
#GET IT #CAUSE IM SNAZZYJACKET #THATS A GOOD JOKE #IM VERY FUNNY
If guys were as mad about rape as they are duck face we wouldn’t have a rape culture problem.
Jamie Kilstein (via stuzie)
Other things most straight white guys get way more upset about than they do about rape:
- Taylor Swift
- the song “Call Me Maybe”
- girls who date “douchebags”
- basically any music that isn’t played by white dudes with guitars
- girls who are “shallow” or “fake”
- girls who wear too much make-up
- girls who don’t wear enough make-up
- fat girls
- when people badmouth dark and gritty superhero films
- sports
- sports
- sports
- guns
- fishing
- hunting
- vegetarianism
- Justin Bieber
- someone thinking that they’re gay
- musicals
(via blossom-bamford)
nice to see that the doctor’s sticking with the “meet them when they’re young, come back when they’re hot and legal” mindset
now hold up lets talk about geese
look
isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan
but see these fluffy little puffballs
aren’t they cute
yeah
they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN
LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP
IT HAS TEETH
THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH
TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE
THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP
THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING
THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THERE IS
NO
GOD
stop telling your daughters that hair-pulling and teasing is a sign that “he likes you!”
a little boy picking on a little girl doesn’t meant that he likes her, it means he’s a little shit (⊙‿⊙✿)
run-a-possessive-hetalia-fangirl:
run-a-possessive-hetalia-fangirl:
Anything you can ship I can ship harder
I can ship anything harder than you
no you cant
BITCH YES THE FUCK I CAN
NO YOU FUCKING CANT YOU LITTLE SHIT
i ship it
