moriartylaughingalonewithcrown:
Put these in my ask box and I’ll answer them.
Khoshekh: What makes your pet special?
Weather: Post the most obscure song from your music library
Arby’s: Weirdest place you’ve every kissed someone?
Apache: Describe someone obnoxious that you have to interact with on a daily basis
Carlsburg: What’s the most insane conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard?
Cecil: How long do you think you could stay alive if you lived in Night Vale?
Carlos: If your hair could do anything, what would your “perfect” haircut be?
Moonlight All Nite: How often do you find yourself sitting in a Denny’s reevaluating your life at 3AM?
Summer Reading: Pick up the nearest book. How many Librarians could you bludgeon to death with it?
Big Rico’s: Have you had your mandatory meal of Big Rico’s Non-Wheat By-Product Pizza Food Product this week?
Sandstorm: How would you kill your doppelganger?
Hooded Figure: How many memories have you suppressed today?
Glow Cloud: What is your favorite flavor of animal carcass?
Management: How many more times will your heart constrict before it gives out entirely?
Secret Police: Please reposition your webcam, we cannot clearly see your face.
Dog Park: [R E D A C T E D]