ladypandacat:

My mum was just telling me about how before I was born she had this incredibly sexist boss. He would time all of the women working there when they would use the bathroom and fire them if they took longer than 3 minutes. He also used to demand that they make him a chocolate shake every morning. One day, Mum had had enough of him and made his shake full of laxatives and he spent all day in the bathroom crying.

I really love my mum.