dictionarywrites:

but what if carlos got a cat

like a proper cat

a real cat

and cecil was fucking terrified of it

“BUT WHY DOESN’T IT FLOAT”

“WHAT IS THAT GOD AWFUL NOISE COMING OUT OF ITS MOUTH”

“OH SWEET GODS, CARLOS, IT’S MOVING ON ITS OWN”

“CARLOS THIS DEMONIC BEAST IS ATTACKING ME WITH ITS HARD SKULL”

“cecil he just wants you to scratch his ears”

“THAT IS UNNATURAL!”