lady-starship:

lokiisburdenedwithagloriousdick:

sweetcheeksaremadeofthese:

chloridecleansing:

shakespearwasaflirt:

allkillernofiller:

@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON

WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????

??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles) 

What the fuck is happening

what the fuck australia

Only in Australia can a 32 foot mango move from Queensland to Melbourne, and no one knows how.