Them: Why don’t you care about men’s issues?

Me: I do. My heart goes out to Shia LaBeouf. I hate that people are not taking his rape seriously. It’s terrible that people are calling his trauma invalid and laughing at this horror he experienced. I support male victims and condemn this rape culture that neglects them.

Them: Ha! Men can’t be raped. But seriously, why don’t you care about men’s issues?