the sign’s as dril tweets,

aries: are you having a crap of me mate?? Are you, having a crap of me mate
taurus: im sorry to everyone who has ever wanted me to apologize to them for something, and im sorry for apologizing tio you if you didnt need me to
gemini: maybe sometimes both sides… are good and bad at the same time??? im sorry if im doing this wrong. it is difficult to write
cancer: ((SPILLING BLOOD ALL OVER KEYBOARD) THIS IS WHAT U WANT. THIS IS WHAT U FUCKING BASTARDS WANT RIGHT (1 WEEK LATER) WHY ARE THE KEYS STICKING
leo: i may be a dim-witted narcissist but at least i hafve really good opinions about life and other things
virgo: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
libra: i feel a good balance of nice energy & rude energy cioming through the monitor at me, and i think i will stay online for about 3 more hours.
scorpio: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad”,”its ineffective” fuck off
sagittarius: i vow to continue improving my Posture uuntil my chest consumes the earth
capricorn: i have no idea how that turd got on your ceiling, but it definitely didn’t fly out of my shorts while iwas doing a backflip!
aquarius: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth
pisces: im going to close my account for uhhh 90 seconds until yyou fucking people learn how to engage content creators in a meaningful handsome way