my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like
‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting ‘
Aries: Ain’t that a bitch?
Taurus: Ain’t that a bitch?
Gemini: Ain’t that a bitch?
Cancer: Ain’t that a bitch?
Leo: Ain’t that a bitch?
Virgo: Ain’t that a bitch?
Libra: Ain’t that a bitch?
Scorpio: Ain’t that a bitch?
Sagittarius: Ain’t that a bitch?
Capricorn: Ain’t that a bitch?
Aquarius: Ain’t that a bitch?
Pisces: Take yourself and fuck yourself with yourself.
