I know it’s hard being in the RvB Fandom so lets all just pretend…….
The Reds and Blues returning to civilian life and completely by coincidence end up buying two large houses across the street from one another.
Sarge thinks it’s a conspiracy, Church spends the next two weeks reading the real-estate listings. Everyone pretends to hate it.
When Christmas rolls around they get into a Christmas light competition. The Reds win because of Donut’s love of decorating, Sarge was very competitive.
Wash is silently the happiest he’s ever been, and Tucker totally adopts a previously abused kitten from the local shelter for him, which Caboose names Freckles 2.
Every Saturday they do a group activity that goes horribly wrong. They don’t talk about the great ice-skating tragedy or the paint-ball fiasco.
Simmons and Grif own a dump comic book store and run it together, and the regular customers are constantly amused/horrified by just how much they continue to bicker.
Instead of fighting for their friends lives and getting shot at, they get into ridiculous domestic messes.
Donut teachers Caboose to knit, he makes awful looking scarves for everyone based on their previous armour colour. Everyone wears theirs, even Grif who is silently pissed about it being yellow.
And most importantly, nothing hurts.
Lol looks like we could use this again and I’m updating it.
Doc and Dr. Grey get jobs at a local hospital. No one knows how Doc got the job, but even so he’s actually really good at helping the sick kids cheer up, and finds his experience dealing with the reds and blues makes him excellent at dealing with children.
Carolina gets an apartment close by and shares it with Kimball. Although the two can usually be found with the reds and blues. Bitters, Palomo, Jensen, and Smith all live in the same complex, and are always invited over for movie night. Junior moves in with the blues, and Tucker makes an excellent PTA mom. He has gotten into three fights with Helen just this year. Junior always has the biggest crowd cheering for him at basketball games, and the whole gang is very supportive.
Even Sister moved in with Blues, and also the Reds. They don’t actually know which house she lives in mainly, and no one really bothers questioning it.
kind of explains why the uber-white middle class world of privet drive so easily accepted that this scrawny child in too-big clothes was a ‘criminal’ and ‘disturbed’ and why nobody called the goddamn police 🙁
and if hermione is also dark, it adds an interesting factor to the racism she experienced not only in the muggle world but in the wizarding one too, just because of how she was born
plus, her freaking out about the slavery thing with the house elves
remeber when EVERYONE had their DESCRIPTIONS typed in the style of HOMESTUCK INTROS
You don’t remember that at all and frankly you find the notion a bit absurd. You are in fact quite sure that nobody, least of all yourself, would ever have indulged in such a ridiculous and unnecessary affectation.
Yes, you are absolutely and positively one hundred percent convinced beyond any doubt that this probably never happened.
You quickly put the notion out of mind, and resolve to never think of it again.