the-rain-monster:

ceruleancynic:

mostlyireblogdudesfucking:

eriquin:

eriquin:

Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”

It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.

And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks. 

But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick. 

(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)

I may regret this, but …

well, i now have a visual reference for when i say “get fucked with a bag of rusty iron dicks.”

wouldn’t mind standing over the furnace and watching them drop in first one by one, and then in a clumsy tangle, and then in an avalanche

see the wrinkles and the veins first spread and then fade into nothing at all as they melt

all those great big whopping menaceful dongs, reduced to mattering not in the slightest

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kenzissuperhot:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

^^^