Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”
It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.
And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks.
But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick.
(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)
I may regret this, but …
well, i now have a visual reference for when i say “get fucked with a bag of rusty iron dicks.”
wouldn’t mind standing over the furnace and watching them drop in first one by one, and then in a clumsy tangle, and then in an avalanche
see the wrinkles and the veins first spread and then fade into nothing at all as they melt
all those great big whopping menaceful dongs, reduced to mattering not in the slightest
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This week photos of the body of three-year-old Alan Kurdi, found lifeless on a Turkish beach, made international headlines and galvanized international attention for the refugee crisis.
Kurdi, his brother and his mother all drowned when their boat, bound for the Greek island of Kos, capsized.
Their deaths have prompted many Canadians to ask how they can help refugees fleeing the war in Syria.
There are numerous organizations worldwide providing support.
The following is a list of some of the larger organizations lending a helping hand.
Doctors Without Borders, or Médecins Sans Frontières, operates medical facilities inside Syria and supports more than 100 clinics, health posts and field hospitals in the country.
Part of the international humanitarian organization Red Cross/Red Crescent, the Canadian Red Cross is helping to support the efforts of the Syrian Arab Red Crescent in Syria.
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.