About ten years I had to do a Grade 10 history project where we had to make a scrapbook of important historical and cultural events and changes each decade from the 1900s up to that year of 2005 and I lost marks because I put a factoid about Apple products and the original iPod and commercial in my 2005 page because it was not historically or culturally significant and I would like to find my Grade 10 history teacher’s number and send her an iMessage demanding an apology about how wrong she was followed by me constantly sending her pictures of my middle finger and a bunch of knife emojis
it’s my birthday!! if you ever feel up to it, could you consider a tavros with a flower crown?? you don’t have to of course, just a little suggestion maybe ;v;
au in which it isn’t the weasley family walking up to the platform at the same time as harry but the malfoys
I’M SCREAMING, HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN YOU IMAGINE NARCISSA HELPING BBY HARRY ONTO THE PLATFORM AND DRACO APOLOGIZES FOR WHATEVER HE SAID AT THE ROBE SHOP THAT MADE HARRY UPSET BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS AND LUCIUS IS ALREADY MUTTERING ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF DRACO BECOMING FRIENDS WITH HARRY AND NARCISSA SLAPS HIS SHOULDER AND TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE “LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE LUCIUS, DON’T CORRUPT THIS” AND THEY GET A SEAT ON THE TRAIN TOGETHER.
ALSO RON STILL ASKS TO JOIN THEIR CAR BECAUSE “EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL” AND DRACO STARTS TO SNEER BECAUSE HE CAN SMELL WEASLEY BUT HARRY IS LIKE “YEAH SURE COME ON IN” AND SO DRACO’S LIKE “OH” AND JUST UGHHHH.
IMAGINE IF HERMIONE WALKED IN AND DRACO WAS ABOUT TO GO “MUDBLOOD”, BUT HE DIDN’T WANT THE FRIENDSHIPS HE MADE TO END SO QUICKLY, SO HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT
IMAGINE IF HARRY GOT PUT IN SLYTHERIN WITH DRACO AND PUT INTO THE SAME DORMITORY HOLY HELL MCGONAGALL WOULD HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLESOME POTTER AND MALFOY SNEAKING OUT AT NIGHT WHEN THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED
IMAGINE IF DRACO SEES HERMIONE DOING THE BEST OUT OF ALL THE FIRST YEARS AND REALIZING THAT BLOOD STATUS IS INSIGNIFICANT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING THE BEST AT SOMETHING
IMAGINE DRACO STICKING UP FOR HARRY WHEN SOME PUREBLOOD SLYTHERINS TEASE HIM FOR BEING HALF-BLOOD
IMAGINE DRACO BEING FRIENDS WITH RON, HERMIONE, AND HARRY AND THE FOUR OF THEM CAUSING SHIT UP FOR THE PROFESSORS
IMAGINE IF DRACO INVITES THEM OVER THE SUMMER TO MALFOY MANOR AGAINST HIS FATHER’S WISHES AND HERMIONE SEES HOW DOBBY’S TREATED SO POORLY
IMAGINE IF DRACO SUPPORTS HERMIONE IN HER CAUSE AGAINST ELFISH ABUSE BECAUSE HE FEELS HORRIBLE THAT HE ABUSED DOBBY JUST FROM HIS PARENTS’ ENCOURAGEMENT
BUT WAIT
IMAGINE DRACO AND HARRY FINDING THE MIRROR OF ERISED
AND HARRY SEES HIS DEAD FAMILY
BUT DRACO DOESN’T SEE ANYTHING DIFFERENT
BECAUSE HE FOUND SOMEONE WHO ACCEPTED HIM
AND THAT’S ALL HE EVER WANTED
NOT OKAY GUYS… NOT OKAY
fuck you I’ll do what I fucking want tumblr update. ILL CODE MY OWN POSTS FROM HERE ON OUT
CHECK IT
Can I even reblog my own post and edit in another reply?
I FUCKING CAN THIS IS GREAT????
Rebellion
I think the important fact from Harry Potter that we’re all forgetting is that Sirius Black was canonically close friends with Hermione’s cat in large part due to their shared hatred of Ron’s rat
and they spent the bulk of the third book hanging out and walking around the grounds together
All you viners can stop now because nothing will ever top this
vine
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