neopetsilluminati:

karkatvantasistrans:

joyceanfartboner:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

karkatvantasistrans:

joyceanfartboner:

without sburb john would’ve become a boring business man and maybe on the weekends he’d read sassacre but he really wouldn’t feel it anymore

I’m genuinely upset

UMM excuse me but John is a very driven, free-spirited person, he would 100% have followed his dreams and become a stand-up comedian and he would have told the funniest, and yet most innocent jokes

bud,,,, youre foolin yourself. hed go to college and get a business degree and be Gray and Boring

Don’t talk shit abt his destiny his dad was grey and boring and he was. A really nice man and a good father

um excuse me is everyone forgetting that alpha timeline john became a very famous comedian cmon