Jared Leto: i maed u a cookeh :3
Director: Aw, how thoughtful!
Jared Leto: but i eated it o___O
Director: hOoOOoo… HoOoO….. MYGoODNESS i CAN’T EVEN TELL ANYMOre
You can buy 1500 ladybugs on amazon
FUCK ME YOU CAN BUY 72000 LADYBUGS ON AMAZON
WHAT
THE
FUCK
surprise your significant other this valentines day with 72000 ladybugs
i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight
i love seeing all the names of teachers ppl would love to fight. i feel all of you.
thisisdefinitelyacreativename:
We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
- If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
- It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller