my absolute favourite thing about Final Fantasy XIV is that when i was leveling my cute cat girl Black Mage female character, I had long, loose robes that covered me completely, often from head to shoes, no sexiness whatsoever
meanwhile my girlfriend’s monk was running around in his leveling gear consisting of a makeshift jock strap and a one tit bra to help keep a single nipple warm
“A Fragment out of Time”, published in 1974. Kirk / Spock. page 1 page 2
I had to share it with you because I can’t stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER
This fan fiction is older than the push-through tabs on soda cans.
Your grandma wrote this on her Commodore 64.
I miss my Commodore 64
Oh my dear, sweet children. The Commodore 64 came out in 1982. This was produced on a typewriter and probably mimeographed. And while it may seem funny now, it took more courage to write and distribute this than you will ever know.
I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times
The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same
