aries: unaffected by clowns, just here to have a good time
taurus: clown bait
gemini: probably will be fine but dont let a clown sneak up on you
cancer: generally amicable to clowns, but willing to throw down if the situation calls for it
leo: susceptible to clowns
virgo: clown hunter
libra: will prosecute clowns to the fullest extent of the law
scorpio: immune to clowns, does not put up with their foolishness
sagittarius: incredibly susceptible to clowns
capricorn: a clown
aquarius: gets along surprisingly well with clowns, doesnt see what the big deal is
pisces: unfortunately as a pisces has never been observed interacting with a clown we have no idea how a pisces/clown conflict would shake out
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