lawfulfutchterezi:

lawfulfutchterezi:

jake english is actually better at robotics than dirk

jake builds highly advanced (for the time) robots from scratch with nothing except a vague idea of what to do and his instincts about robotics. his alternate universe self was able to build an incredibly advanced dreambot for jade and he ran a successful company that seemed to deal in robotics

dirk just fuckin buys the equivalent of robotic model kits off of future-amazon and assembles them. it’s the technical knowhow required to build a pc after ordering the parts online

further proof that dirk doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing when it comes to robots

yeah dude just

just weld the fucking head to the table thats a great idea you dumbass