watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets
ok so when Amethyst shape-shifts she always has her gem on her chest like normal. When Garnet shifts into Steven during a game of Steven tag, she has her gems on her hands like normal.
Jasper’s gem is her nose.
No matter what she turns into, she’ll have a stupid fucking crystal nose.
Imagine Jasper as a shark or a dolphin or snake or anything like that. Stupid fucking crystal nose.
I want Magnus to rip something’s arms off in Stolen Century, I want this running gag to predate the mind-wipe, I want to imagine Lucretia watching the boys’ initiation battle and seeing Magnus rip the arms off of that robot and thinking “Yep, Magnus is back, just like old times”
