Month: September 2017

backtosquarepun:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

greek artist 1: hey so i’m painting a child right
greek artist 2: yeah
greek artist 1: so they’re basically like tiny men right??
greek artist 2: yeah pretty much

greek artist 1: okay so you know how you told me to paint a guy riding a big cock because people like that
greek artist 2: yeah?
greek artist 1: i’m not sure i did it right
greek artist 2: what do you- oh. hmmm

greek artist 1: hey when women plant gardens what do you think they like to plant
greek artist 2: dicks, usually
greek artist 1: oh

greek artist 1: alright so i’m doing this battle scene and i was just wondering, what do soldiers usually ride into battle, is it horses or
greek artist 2: dolphins, actually
greek artist 1: even if they’re foot soldiers?
greek artist 2: yeah

greek artist 1: hey so like how should i show Achilles’ extreme grief tho

greek artist 2: make him a burrito

greek artist 1: but-

greek artist 2: burrito

miraclewhipofficial:

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive