allthedavesallofthem:

I swear, ever since Hussie vastly reduced his social media presence towards the end of Homestuck, his cryptid powers have grown exponentially. You almost seem to forget just how much of a cryptid he is, since you don’t really hear much from/about him these days, but then when you DO… hoo boy.

Like, you’ll hear nothing Hussie-related for months on end, then all of a sudden he’s showing up to a convention with a minions t-shirt and fidget spinners taking pictures with Vriska cosplayers. And now we’ve had an absolutely bizarre and somewhat terrifying sbahj update drop out of nowhere, followed up the next day by a third-party website just casually announcing a new sbahj book that’s a collaboration between Hussie, KC Green, and fuckin DRIL. With no other explanation whatsoever.

The man has an aura of truly terrifying power…