how do you kookaburra proof an outdoor fishpond 🙁

follow-the-bvtterflies:

dracos-amortentia:

What if Harry just obliviated Voldemort and none of the death eaters knew it happened so Harry just went about living a normal life and Voldemort was confused as to why all these people in weird masks kept trying to talk to him

Gilderoy Lockhart Potter, you are named after a Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher, who taught me the most important skill I ever needed to know.

woke-up-on-derse:

fantashic:

Peak 2012 tumblr discourse was when the homestuck, harry potter, and avengers fandoms argued about the origin of “caw caw motherfucker”

homestuck literally had a timestamp on a page that only read that exact phrase but go off i guess