galvanbender115:

demigodgooglesearches:

sighpotter:

during black panther

narrator: the god of the panther, bast

my rick riordan ass: HEY THATS AN EGYPTIAN GOD DID YOU KNOW THAT

i thought you said rick riordan himself stood up in the theater, pointed at the screen and then continued to inform the entire theater that bast was infact an egyptian god

herm0d:

hiemalaurore:

herm0d:

my gender is bees. thats it. just bees thats all there is to it

whats in your pants then

i want you to look me in the eyes and take a wild fucking guess

paper-mario-wiki:

theres a checklist that u need to complete to be a real Tumblr Funnyposter that they dont tell you about, but when you tick all the categories The Elders allow you into the circle and you get to join the official Jokester Meetings which we use to control the puppets that are the “Staff” of this website from the shadows.

• must be, or have been, clinically depressed
• must be over 17
• must have poor executive function
• must have been a big part of a blossoming fandom which became a major phenomenon (fnaf, undertale, homestuck, etc)
• must reflect on your time in the aforementioned fandom as “embarrassing”
• must have some kind of visually unpleasant avatar which is also unique (no screenshots of television shows or movies, crops of someone else’s art, or photography that is not yours)
• must have “gotten over it”. “it” is nothing specific and is a very nebulous term, but that does not change the fact that your position relative to “it” must be “over”
• must have over 200 hours in Fallout: New Vegas
• must be morally positive, or at least be in the bright, bright gray
• must have at least 1 quirky thing about you (live somewhere weird, have a weird hobby, own a weird pet, have a weird past, etc.)
• must have been considered an “e-beggar” at least once, regardless of the accusation’s validity
• must have participated in at least three separate instances of major discourse
• must have mastered at least 1 kind of “aesthetic”.
• must have at least 3 posts over 100,000 notes, 20 posts over 10,000 notes, and 100 posts over 1,000 notes

this is between you and me, so dont tell anyone i gave you this or i’ll be dead within 24 hours.

your-werewolf-boyfriend:

goodzillo:

tebya:

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

I was so ready to accept this as a REALLY good shitpost

jottingprosaist:

37q:

chinaglaze:

37q:

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

no one likes semis / tractor trailers / 16 wheelers, no one likes being near them, and they terrify like 50% of the population. just the idea of having to be in their vicinity fills ppl w/ dread even though what they do is essential to our lives

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST WITH THE EXPLANATION INCLUDED WHAT THE FUCK IT’S NOT A SHITPOST