Month: April 2018

dead-sollux:

siderealscribblings:

siderealscribblings:

fandom has taught me not to make my villain a skinny conventionally attractive white man because no matter how horrible I write them, some degenerate is gonna do mental gymnastics to excuse their shitty behavior and ship them with my heroine despite an appalling lack of romantic chemistry

Types of Responses on This Post

• people claiming that “fandom will ship anything” as though skinny cis white boys don’t get fawned over even if they’re serial killers
• people dunking on kylo ren
• kylo ren fans who are desperately upset by people dunking on kylo ren

you think that will save you? hirsch created a one-eyed triangle demon who tried to murder children and look what fucking happened

gallusrostromegalus:

celestial-dial:

nikbutt:

fuckin-elves-man:

*roll for initiative*

🙁

@leojulius13

These dice are great for teaching people how to role-play, or for informal games with people who are bad at math!  Or, if you’re the GM and don’t feel like actually giving the kobolds personailities, you can roll these behind the screen to determine how they’re gonna react to that 10 the bard make on thier “I’m gonna try to mime them into thinking there’s a wall here” and other dumb ideas.

prokopetz:

crunchyleafocs:

prokopetz:

Concept: an ogre bard who carries a full-size upright piano strapped to her back. Her bardic song performances consist exclusively of saloon-style honky-tonk, complete with banter.

Question 1: If it’s a piano for humans, how does she play it with her big ogre fingers?

Question 2: If it’s a piano for ogres, how does she carry it?

D&D ogres are only about nine feet tall; assuming relatively human proportions, she’d easily be able to depress the keys of a full-size piano. Granted, some chords are a little cramped, but that’s partly why she plays the sort of music she does – honky-tonk piano favours trills and slides over closely spaced chords, and her two-octave reach gives her a decided advantage when performing the dynamic leaps for which the style is known.

gaytrashcat:

The no note nekos of wealth

Reblog for a bunch of fucking money