Bless these women and bless this article. Read/see more here.
I’m not even going to lie, up until this instant I thought something was wrong with me (maybe that i was the ‘ugly kind of fat’?) because I didn’t think plus sized models were retouched so much. I know that sounds stupid, but I have never considered the reality that even the models of fat women are heavily doctored.
Same shit, different numbers.
Hey look it’s my catsuit!
not only are plus size models heavily retouched, but they also have to wear padding to make their curves curvier so that we hate ourselves for not having exaggerated curves on our beautiful lumpy bodies.
This is super important and belongs on my fashion blog. Don’t you ever feel ashamed, because your fat doesn’t look like the model fat! It’s the fashion industries fault for not being able to dress actual people!
Your name is TAAKO. You are a MASTER CHEF and an EVEN BETTER PERFORMER, if your subscriber count has anything to say about it. You run a FANTASY YOUTUBE CHANNEL called SIZZLE IT UP! WITH TAAKO, which is basically the hottest show on the web right now. The MASSES love to watch you work, and while you don’t love to work, you sure do love the attention it gets you. You’re a STAR, baby, and you’re going STRAIGHT TO THE TOP.
You have a variety of other interests, too, because you’re a MULTIDIMENSIONAL, FULLY-REALIZED CREATION. You love to FISH almost as much as you love TALKING SHIT, and you have a bad habit of STEALING ANYTHING YOUR GAY LITTLE HANDS CAN CARRY. You also have a fondness for WIZARDS.
God DAMN do you love WIZARDS.
Sometimes you feel like you’re missing something, though you can’t imagine what. You’ve got FAME. You’re on your way to FORTUNE. What else does a guy need? You might describe this feeling as a SISTER-SIZED HOLE in your heart, but you don’t have a sister, so that’s dumb. You’re dumb for thinking that.
You don’t have any family to speak of, but you do have TWO ASSHOLES some might call your friends. Today, you’re going to play a game with them! Surely this will go extremely well, and nothing bad will happen to you at all.
What will you do?
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Justin: Okay, so, I just want to educate real quick everybody about tardigrades, okay? They can survive a few minutes at 304 degrees Fahrenheit. They can survive 30 years at negative 20 degrees Celsius. They can survive a few minutes at negative one thousand degrees Kelvin. They can survive a few days at negative 328 degrees Fahrenheit. They can go without water for 10 years! These are savage beasts, and I’m going to haunt them with the only thing that can stop them: their own fears. What does a tardigrade fear? I can’t fathom it. Because it’s unkillable. It is unfathomable what I’m about to conjure, but it is a Phantasmal Killer. I want to tap into its nightmares, and create- of the one that fuckin’ attacked me, natch- and I will create an illusory manifestation of its deepest fears, visible only to that creature. It must make a Wisdom saving throw, which, if tardigrades are Wisdom-rich, you can go fuck yourself.